यू मिघ्त बे अ प्रोग्रम्मेर if...

* you lust for O'Reilly books.
* you know that "goto considered harmful".
* you are looking for the "else" at the end of this joke.
* you believe that making a wrong program worse is no sin.
* every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym for you.
* when you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
* you can remember seventeen computer passwords but not your anniversary.
* you are sure that the year 2000 is a leap year, and know why it is dangerous.
* you start laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.
* you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in hexadecimal.
* the language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.
* in vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.